Well of course I have a problem.
My father had them, my brothers have them.
But I would like to take a second to salute the long-legged woman of the world. You have no idea what you do to us. Or maybe you do.
I overheard the 50+ year old security guards reflecting on their Kindergarten experience, and it was heartening to know that perhaps I will always retain nostalgia for my very early experiences, and not just adjust to those 15 years in my relative past.
Meanwhile I was knitting in the lobby and received several pleased expressions. It makes people happy to be reminded of certain paling banalities.